Real Estate house hunters, find and buy a home in Evergreen Colorado
New Listing: This gorgeous residential home is all yours for just $375k and is located conveniently at 6969 S Columbine – Evergreen, CO 80439.
Test post – this real estate is for sale, and you can buy this home, though not the one in the photo — this listing for a home in Evergreen is part of an S-E-O test using microformats and on-page techniques only. Please recognize this post is not real and is for demonstration purposes only.
Evergreen is a beautiful mountain haven, but test sites cannot afford $375,000 homes. Even if you count the three bedrooms, one bath, and the huge lot size — which is mostly at an angle thanks to the mountains refusing to lie flat — it’s not happening. Spruce Dale Park? Sounds nice, trees and parks and dales, yay!
And it’s a detached residential home, which is nice, because buying real estate in Evergreen that is some sort of hippie shack or thin-walled apartment is like a slap in the face of the natural beauty. Which was torn down to build this joint on lovely 6969 South Colombine – the state flower and a street number your teenage sons will never forget; it’s a home owner’s dream come true, even if you have allergies to evergreens and other cone-bearing trees.
There’s elk and cactus and big walls of rock that will someday fall and crush your neighbors. Seriously, do you want a bunch of guest cottages, or do you want high-dollar real estate clinging like a cougar in a trash bin — with a good chance of landslides demolishing the evil party house next door?
Just sayin’ on the landslide part — this pricey pad out in Evergreen has “rock bottom” written all over it. Not literally, the graffiti etched deeply into the logs with elk antlers and pine tar has been sanded-out like new, and you’ll never notice, you’ll be inside, because it’s colder than a zombie’s touch all winter long – and winter officially starts somewhere in July.
Spruce Dale Park is just below Brook Forest? Who knew! In Evergreen, the real estate works its way up, so the deforestation exhibited in the park ends where the Brook Forest part begins. Next logging season we’ll rename Brook Forest to “Charred Stumps” and run that past the civic marketing crew.
Okay, so we have a house, a home, three cottages you can use as party houses, a pool hall, to hang a few tons of smoked elk and bear meat, and a bunch of land nestled at an angle your four-by-four is no way getting up through the 8 months of icy snowpack. But real estate is crazy, and you’ll find that buying a home in Evergreen is expensive because it’s worth it to rappel down to your vehicle and slide through downtown with chains on – it’s that pretty.
Remodeled with the finest in whatever remodeling was done, this is real estate you can call home. Buy it now, buy it in Evergreen, and buy it from a realtor that actually has a listing for this property that matters and can be acted upon — this test is hereby concluded, thanks and we’ll see you buying a home up here in Evergreen soon!
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